But in reality, the following things are undeniably true.
1. My face does not and never could support a gamine crop. My current ear-skimming choppy bob-y thing is as short as I can ever ever ever go.
2. Anything high-necked and sleeveless makes my generous boobs look....horrific.
3. I am lucky enough to have a natural waist. Which is not something I am complaining about, but it does mean that anything paperbag/which doesnt end EXACTLY at the point of my waist makes me look four times as wide as I actually am. I never ever need to 'create curves' through dressing. And anything which might 'create curves' when worn by me, a curvy person, just renders said curves utterly farcical.
Ah, me. Life is hard. Sure, she could never make the most of a vivienne westwood dress, or do justice to a pencil skirt, but she can look easily, breezily cool. I can't. Ever. And that's fine, and I only mind a little bit...
Xxx
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