ohh faaack

This is probably the ultimate in self-indulgence and an attempt to jerk myself into reality about the amount of stuff i ACTUALLY have. Here follows a list of everything I need to get home -

hot water bottle
cath kidston suitcase filled with hair ribbons, bangles etc
white mini trunk with camera leads, laptop chargers,adaptors
8 dvds
2 wallets
42 books
4 pairs of boots (4 have already gone home)
2 pairs of high heels
2 pairs of sandals
1 pair of slippers
1 pair of brogues
1 pair of trainers
1 pair of ballet pumps (I have thrown 5 out..)
2 rag rugs
2 Jo Malone candles
1 pair of trainers
1 laptop + charger
food scales
scales
hairdrier
over 50 toiletrie-related items
travel scrabble
3 towels
1 set bed linen
Feather pillow with a geese-print cushion cover
6 photo frames
6 bras
3 sweatshirt/hoody type things
1 pair pj bottoms
1 dressing gown
25 pairs of knickers
9 bras
2 pairs shorts
1 string bunting
approx 40 tops
15 dresses
10 skirts
2 pairs leggings
4 playsuits

...I cant bring myself to count cardigans, jumpers, silk scarves or scarves. I am exhausted and have retreated to the safety of my sofa, iplayer and the Junior Apprentice.

PANIC!

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